monkey chowder

when a guy fingers a girl. (fingering)

Last night Tina was monkey chowdered!

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cock monkey

1. A person whom when see's or touches cock, starts acting like a horny monkey, making monkey sounds and jumping around
2. A blatent and proud homosexual, or complete faggot

1. My brother is a goddamn cock monkey, he really loves cock.
2. I went to prison and became someones cock monkey.

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Porch monkey

A deregatory term used to describe Carion in the game guildwars, meaning worthless.

Shut up porch monkey

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Growing a monkey tail

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

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paris hilton's monkey

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.

Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.

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grease monkey

A flaccid penis covered with shit.

After a long night of butt secks, I fell asleep. I awoke the next morning with a grease monkey between my legs.

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flying monkey

The insertion of a partner's penis into the anal cavity resulting in extreme pleasure.

Mike: So she's sucking me off.
Dan: Yeah.
Mike: And out of nowhere, she flying monkey's me.
Dan: Lucky bastard.
Mike: Yeah.

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