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Cat-Person Syndrome

Also known as autism.

"You have Cat-Person Syndrome."
"Where did my family go. what is going on."

by AlephSue December 13, 2022


taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017


cat lesbian

Hyper lady who loves her cat but not as much as her penguin. Has a huge heart which tends to get her in trouble which is why she feels safe and happy with her cats.

that cat lesbian never comes out anymore always at home petting her pussy.

by andersonen January 29, 2016


Cat Blocked

In a chat room. In a conversation. Then the cat blocks the screen.

"I am sorry I am being cat blocked I cannot chat right now".

by Thewholeearther May 30, 2021


Cat Herder

An older, single flight attendant. Typically they only fly day trips because they need to get home to feed their menagerie of cats and birds.

That cat herder is a typical cart donkey.

by Hardlow May 13, 2018


Dinoqesian Cat

A Dinoqesian cat; (dinn-oh-kee-jee-an);

is an Icelandic Cat that lives on grassy mountain tops whose purr is so loud and abstract that it mimics the Caw of a Bird. Because of similarities in sound, this cat often lures birds down on the mountain to prey upon for sustenance. Its look is similar to that of a Lion Cub with a soft brown coat of fur.

On my trip to Iceland, I saw a Dinoqesian Cat!

by social_anxierty December 4, 2021


Cat Scan

When you grab the inside of a females thigh and can feel her heartbeat.

Connor told me he gave Michelle a Cat Scan

by mike oxhard December 24, 2020