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Like when they are in a seal form do they play with other selkies or do they like to play at the bottom of the ocean selkies are creatures and when they turn into their human form they like to dance and sing on the beach but they have to be careful to hide from humans
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A term use in the movie "Shrek" and the YouTube video "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
Usually triggers people.
Luke: "What are ye doing in my swamp?!"
Brendon: "No. Stahp."
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This line, added to the end of a sentence, will make anything sound green, bad, or horny.
#1 I went to the bathroom, if you know what I mean.
#2 I went home, if you know what I mean.
#3 I went out, if you know what I mean.
#4 I said hi to my best friend, If you know what I mean.
#5 I played with my friends, if you know what I mean
#6 I ate at Mcdonalds, if you know what I mean
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A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'
Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'
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Go to www.shitflap.com and view the Mr. Tourette strips. Uncle Peter you are a genius!
This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.
Go to the site mentioned above where you can observe the use of this phrase in its proper context.
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Shut yo dummy a$$ up, stop trynna look for your name just to motivate yourself, yo momma ain’t choose your name for who you would be, she wasn’t like “OMG ima call you so-&-so because everyone with that name is so sweet”
Pete: Yooo, what up, wanna know what my name means in the urban dictionary?
Joe: Fuck what yo name means
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SLAY WHAT YOU WANNA SLAY
#youslay
person 1: hey!
person 2: slay what you wanna slay!!
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