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The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people
Damn that guy has the penis of a John.
Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.
Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning
HOTTEST MF ON THE PLANET AND PROB DATING SOMONE NAMED HAILEY
did u see that hot mf
yeah his name is probably john
The total dumb ass that eats your bagel
Richard: What the frickle frackal why are you eating my bagel?!
John: YEET
A John is a person who is the biggest band kid there is. He is a dream stan and when he tries to denie it, it only adds to his dream stan behavior.
Look at John playing the trumpet and watching the latest Minecraft man hunt.
The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.