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noun; (slang, stuff Taylor says)
1. Something repulsive or dissatisfying.
2. The butt flesh providing round shape and shade for the back of the legs.
*see also 'cool beans'
That bus ride home smelled like booty meat!
A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).
Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)
Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic
George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance
When someone slapped you with a piece of meat
My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.
(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat
I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim
My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"
A type of penis that is big, have the consistency of loin, and it must be stuffed in during sex.
I have a meat-cock, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.
"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"
wtf I missed it by like 2 seconds, I was pulling the meat apart.