thats what i told her

similar to "thats what she said" but can be used in similar and other situations. used in situations where "thats what she said" would not make sense or wouldn't apply.

created by Chris V.

make sure you get some on your face." "thats what i told her.

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What really bites my goat

Another way of saying "What really annoys me..."

What really bites my goat is a person who wears socks with sandals.

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what do selkies do for fun

Like when they are in a seal form do they play with other selkies or do they like to play at the bottom of the ocean selkies are creatures and when they turn into their human form they like to dance and sing on the beach but they have to be careful to hide from humans

What do selkies do for fun

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What are ye doing in my swamp?!

A term use in the movie "Shrek" and the YouTube video "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

Usually triggers people.

Luke: "What are ye doing in my swamp?!"
Brendon: "No. Stahp."

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if you know what I mean

This line, added to the end of a sentence, will make anything sound green, bad, or horny.

#1 I went to the bathroom, if you know what I mean.

#2 I went home, if you know what I mean.

#3 I went out, if you know what I mean.

#4 I said hi to my best friend, If you know what I mean.

#5 I played with my friends, if you know what I mean

#6 I ate at Mcdonalds, if you know what I mean

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what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'

Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'

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What are you some sort of cunt?

Go to www.shitflap.com and view the Mr. Tourette strips. Uncle Peter you are a genius!

This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.

Go to the site mentioned above where you can observe the use of this phrase in its proper context.

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