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It is simply pull out when u cum it helps and she wont get pissed
Girl: dont be a dummy cum on the tummy
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When you and your partner are bumping uglies and the dude cums in his hand then share a celebratory high five making the cum fly like cum-fetti.
Hey, that was amazing. Cum high five me.
During intercourse the male will at all costs make his female partner cum before him even if it takes several hours!!!
Man#1: My girlfriend's mad at me for cuming before her.
Man#2: Dude ladies always cum first.
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A slut that devotes all of her spare time to trawling alcohol serving venues (mainly pubs) that contain men with full scrotum's of cum. The slut's sole mission in life is to pick up a suitable provider of man juice so as she may receive her fix of hot, lumpy sprog at the earliest possible opportunity.
Jenny is such a cum guzzling pub slut, she can't wait to go to a bar after work and suck dry the nearest hard cock she can lay her cum-ridden lips on.
Ball custard is the lifeblood that Amber craves, she is always leaving a club early to take a man home and receive his delicious deposit of jizz, what a cum guzzling pub slut.
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The PCP is the piss that a guy usually needs after they have cum.
After screwing Jill, Malcolm urgently needed to have his PCP (Post Cum Piss)or his bladder would explode.
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When the head of ones penis pastes to the undergarments after fucking due to post ejaculation cum paste.
I fucked that bitch last night and woke up with my dick stuck to my boxers from post ejaculation cum paste.
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the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.
The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.
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