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The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.
They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.
Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.
Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.
the act of neither confirming nor ignoring friend requests of those that I full well know and remember, but who have thrown me even the SLIGHTEST bit of shade in the past. I instead leave them to linger for days, weeks and sometimes a full month in 'friend request purgatory'--for punishment... and purification--before finally accepting their requests and welcoming them into "heaven" (i.e. my friend list)
Did your ex boyfriend friend request you? He's on Facebook now.
Yes girl, I have him locked away in Facebook friend request purgatory, to give him time to think about his choices and hopefully make better ones in the future.
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1. A song by BoyWithUke
2. When your friends are being asshole but you joke around and turn on the song
Ian: Jack you suck at fortnite
John: Fr though
Jack: All my friends are toxic
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National best friend day is on May 4th, a holiday in which you show/ tell how great full you are for all of your best friends and how they have made you a better person. Let all your friends know how greatful you are for them
“ Happy National Best Friend day!!! I love you so much!! You mean the world to be bestie”
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The friend request sent right after meeting someone for the first time.
After meeting Ryan at the party, Dave sent him a post-acquaintance friend request to secure their friendship.
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A sentence used while dumping someone. What it really means is that you two will still be friends, but nothing more. In other words, no more pussy.
Sean, I feel like my feelings for you have been fading. I shouldn't have said yes to you in the first place, but I still want to be friends. That's OK right? (gives innocent smile)
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The most horrible words a male could hear when asking-out or breaking up with a female.
1)What girl says:I don't want to go out with you, but "we should still be friends"
What guy hears:I would rather torture you with the thought of going out with me and watch you writhe in anguish, because it makes me feel good about myself.
2)Girl:We shouldn't go out anymore,but "we should still be friends".
Guy:If we're still gonna be friends why the hell did we go out in the first place?
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