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My Favorite Thing To Say Makes me Hard every time my boyfriend hates it but I love him right guys!?
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Much like quagulated blood, old semen is inserted into an asshole and is then farted.
1.After that ass reaming over a week ago, I've found out that I was diagnosed by my doctor, that I've been having quagulated cum farts.
2.A complete douche bag, who is short, and so is his temper.
3.A fan of hockey team Phildalphia Flyers.
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Using your fart to blow a bubble with your bubble gum. Usually happens when under the influence of mind altering substances. Can be a form of foreplay at teen parties.
Zach was trying to impress Gabi at Tyler's party when he decided to to a Carolina Fart Bubble. After several failed attempts, two blue flames, and buring Roy's eyebrows off. Jared showed Zach how it was done using Bazooka gum. This caused Britanny to want to do it in the dugout the next softball game, but Jolene chewed all the gum. Robert and Thomas were so excited they wrote a song about blowing bubbles with your ass.
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That fart that sputters on for a few seconds.
His friends hit the deck as he let out a long machine gun fart
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A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore
Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?
-- Mel Gibson.
Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.
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Man i am so high my mouth is dryer then a popcorn fart
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The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube
Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night
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