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Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle
Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey
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when its a stoopid monkeys birthday but you still have to make them happy
happy birthday monkey
A quad sprite monkey is when you take 4 10 second hits of a medical grade THC wax cartridge past 4pm while your focalin wears off.
Hello famous rock drummer tommy lee, would you like to join me and kitty? We are doing quad sprite monkeys
The act of picking pimples on other people like a mama monkey picking bugs off their babies.
why must you pick my pimples like a mama monkey? you have mama monkey syndrome.
Together they form a bond unbreakable. Their love can withstand any battle. With everyday that passes their love grows stronger. They will be together til the end of days and in heaven they will meet and dance in the clouds for eternity with God.
"The love of Monkey N Ducky will cease."
The act of shitting between a women's breast and clapping them together, causing shit to fly everywhere.
Yo man, last night I got kinky with my girl and decided to perform a dirty monkey bomb
This one takes three and some acrobatics. You've got penis-haver # 1 in the middle doing the most work. Vagina-haver wraps their legs around the penis-haver, being fucked / fucking. Both should contribute. Seemingly standard stand-up sex. Finally, you have penis-haver # 2 fucking penis-haver # 1 in the ass. Legs also wrapped penis-haver # 1. So if all 3 get their rhythm and thrusting right, it's magical. But requires the right people for sure.
Confused friend: Wait wait wait. So you're saying you were fucking your partner while also being fucked in the ass by some dude? And standing up, supporting both their weight just thrusting into each of them? What the fuck?
Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.