Philadelphia slang
Overly hype or dramatic dickeating .
Shallisa- i got a new wig today imma take everybody boyfriend now !
Stfu you joe .
Joe is the name given to someone with the following characteristics.
A deep voice, sometimes comparable to batman. However this time he is the vilian. Joe enjoys throwing school busses full of disabled orphans at puppies with his huge biceps.
No one enjoys annoying Joe as he has a humungus shmeat stick and will whipe you to the floor with it.
Joe enjoys eating the souls of deceased victoriana children for breakfast and sometimes if he is feeling peckish, will have them for brunch.
Sometimes when Joe is bored, he goes to help in burning buildings but actually just skullfucks the bodies.
Joe is completely emotionless exept to his family.
"is it a bird?"
"is it a plane?"
"no! Its Joe!"
"what is he doing at the orphanage?"
Joe is typically not the smartest guy. at first, he's quite socially awkward, then he proceeds to be more awkward. he believes in sticking with your roots and being fresh. Joes normally have weird addictions and have sharp edge fetishes. You could find a joe in the middle of the woods wrestling a polar bear while wearing Send-o-Visions and being absolutely nude. He likes to use phrases like “sick bruh’ and “full send my dude”. He also has a weird obsession with cosplaying Justin Trudeau canoeing down a river, shirtless. Wearing bugs as mustaches is a hobby for a typical Joe. Despite all these traits, Joe will love you forever. whos that guy canoeing down the river? JO MAMMA!!
<hey hows Joe?
<who the fuck is joe you dumbass cunt lookin ass hoe
<JOE MAMA
NEVER ASK WHO JOE IS AS THE PERSON WHO SAID IT MAY RESPOND WITH “Joe Mama” CAUSING YOU TO HAVE A STROKE AND FUCKING DIE
Jesus: have you heated of that Joe kid from down the street?
Xxxtentacion: no who is he?
Jesus: Joe Mama lmfao get bent over kid
Xxxtentacion: *screaming in pain*