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National ask your crush to be your date for DDG & PRF's @RPWPASKUHAN this December 19.
"Uy, malapit na diba yung December 19? Mag propose ka na this December 14 to 18 sa crush mo para maging date mo siya sa RPWPASKUHAN."
its my birthday adjsksdk - vix
"whens your birthday?" "oh, my birthday is on the 3rd december"
you cna NOT griddy in the month of december
"Bro it's No Griddy December
For the entire month of December, you cannot hit the griddy unless given the Griddy Pass™, which can only be given by the creator of the month. (me) If you fail No Griddy December, the black default will rip off your arms and legs and you will hear a bass-boosted default dance for the rest of your life.
"I failed No Griddy December!"
*arms and legs get ripped off cutely*
A day where you crush has to go out with you and to commit arsons
Dude one: It's December 27, you know what that means
Dude two: I know buddy your so hot, come here
December 27 is A day where all defensive lineman on a football team gets praised by people and gets head by a girl the lineman has a crush on
On December 27 Friends have to take their lineman friend out somewhere
a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.
Person 1: you know what december is?
Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!