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Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.

Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

by Kneeneye November 6, 2011

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Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk

Sexual position popular among homosexual males which consists of sticking your balls in the other persons anus, while the other person does the same. When the scrotums are placed in the orifice the two persons masturbate each other following the same rythm. The people are sitting in front of each other similar to the "Scissor Sisters" position.

The Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk (DCMJ) is perfectly achieved when both people ejaculate at the same moment.

- You remember that spanish guy Totoezzo ?

- Oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion...
- We did a Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk yesterday at his place.

- Wow, you crazy MF

by 666g666 July 31, 2015


Double Hog Back Growler

Dropping your pants and pushing the penis and scrotum between your legs before bending over and displaying your buttocks (and male parts) in a mooning gesture.

Mooning wasn't enough to express my displeasure with King Longshanks, so I decided to present him with the double hog back growler!

by Drippy D September 4, 2013


double-first cousin-pibling

Child of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


Double J Gaming Syndrome

The disease in which a white person tries VERY hard to act like a black racial stereotype. Symptoms can include, avoiding making white friends, saying "Nigga" unironically, trying to speak in a deeper voice, and calling his fellow white people "crackers". This disease affects many children around America, and sadly there is no cure for this deadly disease. Prior to this Urban Dictionary article you are reading now, I could not find a name for this disease. So I named it the "Double J Gaming syndrome" For obvious reasons I do not need to explain.

"Yo man that kid has Double J Gaming Syndrome he's trying so hard to be black!"

by Thebomdotcom2011 August 6, 2017


The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage

The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.

"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"

by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021


mammoth double nut brown

A sex position involving a bear, a chair, a man, and a tree.

I am going to go and mammoth double nut brown that tree.

by tummy12359382262 October 15, 2011