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A Gym Bro is an absolute chad who lives most of his life in a perpetual cycle of gains. The only words in his vocabulary are Protein, Bro, Gains, Chest, Shoulders, Lats, Bench,Cut, Bulk, and Creatine. A gym bro is also often found in a never ending state of itchiness from his Pre Workout addiction. Gym bros are also typically in constant state of body dysmorphia (until he gets a pump, of course) You can spot a gym bro in the wild wearing a oversized black hoodie in the winter and a stringer tank top in the summer with airpods and a blender bottle.
"Dude, did you see the guy buying protein powder and creatine in bulk at costco, he must be such a gym bro."
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I noticed you opted to forgo the bro cap - good choice.
The kinda frat boys that are exclusively business majors, and/or have a stock market obsession. Their favorite pastime is mansplaining stocks
If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.
Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)
The only decent game Atlus has ever made
Pedophile: Dude, have you played Persona 5? It's my favorite game.
Contributer to society: ew, talk to me after you get bitches from playing Jack Bros.
The biggest indicator that someone is gay.
Person 1: Aye bro, didn't you kiss Tyler at that party?
Person 2: What?! No! Im not gay bro.
Person 1: Come on man, just come out the closet already.
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When you get a lot of bros in one place. While many people may seek to avoid this many bros, others will head straight into the maelstrom of flat-caps, khakis and Topsiders.
"Yo girl, It's St. Patricks Day and there are a sweat of bros in that bar." "Well I was going to pledge for that frat but I realized there was already a sweat of bros in there. Perhaps I will try knitting club."