Come the weekend I'm getting a sweet meat injection.
Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”
Drakes meat- that shit is like 8ft dangling in 1080p HD aka: Drakes dick
Did you see Drakes meat?
Yeah bro I'm mad jealous.
Two woman who have slept with the same man
When Chelsea drinking slept with Kirsty’s boyfriend she was too ashamed to admit they were now meat mates
When a person is so fat, you can’t even see their knuckles from how fat their hands are.
Tom: check out my new finger tat
Dave: nice meat knuckles fatass