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When a child calls their mother ‘bro’ as a way to be inclusive to how cool she is!
Thanks bro-ma for letting me go outside and play with my bro’s
The next step up from friend zone.. this is not a zone you want to be in my friend. This is when you’ve messed up too much to go back to being a friend, but she’s choosing to keep you around out of convenience. You are.. bro-zoned
Dude texts you “how are you feeling” just to follow it up with a “so your roommate is out of town this weekend 👀?”… wow. Your bro-zoned bitch.
When a girl sucks two dicks and gets them off in one night, then kisses them both after, they are now considered Eskimo brothers.
Jesse, from Christian school, says, "she sucked your dick too? And we both just kissed her? That means we are Eskimo bros now!"
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The worst plushtuber ever
If you name your channel epic Bowser Bros your adopted
Bray: Epic bowser bros sucks at plushtubing
Random guy: FAXXXX
A bro that has the same picture on social media as you
Person1: You have the same profile picture on Instagram
Person2: I know, he's my pb bro
A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.
Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
"Steves been gone for days dude."
"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"
*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*
"What the fuck?"
*The bro catcher pounces*
"Run! It's the bro catcher!"