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A syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. As if you were viewing the entire world through your penis. Similar to severe beer goggles.
Oh man, I think I have penis goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant tittfuck
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Also known as CPS or Rudolph Cock, Clown Penis Syndrome is when the glans (head) of the penis turns bright red like a Bozo the clown's nose.
The condition can occur after trauma to the penis, but CPS can also be mimicked with the use of a red marker.
"I got drunk and passed out at my frat house. When I woke up, two of my fraternity brothers were sucking my dick. I was furious, but then I realized they also gave me Clown Penis Syndrome with a red marker (as a joke), so we all had a laugh."
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Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.
"Hey, it's good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. How's your penis?"
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a condom with barbed "teeth" invented by Dr Sonnet Ehlers to deter and punish rapists.
the girl inserted a penis fly trap before walking through the township in case she was attacked and raped.
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1. Term meaning that he/she has the bigga penis. Usually yelled out in class or outside or even at the mall. Usually yelled out in an area to notify the coming of the bigga penis. Sometimes could be so large and so powerful for no specific reason.
*Group of students at a table in school*
"MY BIGGA PENIS!"
"SO LARGE! WHY? WHY MUST IT BE SO LARGE!"
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It's fucking huge. Like, I mean it. Have you seen that thing?
Harry Potter's penis once opened the Chamber of Secrets. That cunt.
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An actor who changed his name to Dick van Dyke.
Penis van Lesbian changed his name to Dick van Dyke.
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