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The painful empathetic feeling a man gets in his nuts, while watching another man get a nut shot.
A: *watches someone get sacked in the nuts*
B: *cups balls in pain of watching the poor sap get sacked in the nuts*
C: "hey why are you holding your nuts, you'd didn't get sacked"
B: "I feel it though bro, I'm feeling that nut sack empathy"
Damn papi give me sum wigga nut juice! Hey Jennifer
Hi Olivia
meth made with crusty nut only emitted from the crustiest of balls
ivan: yo dude i got some crusty nut meth, wanna hit it?
retard: *snorts* WOOOOOOO damn man that hits harder than a bull with his balls wrapped in duct tape
When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge
"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice
A person promoting anti-LGBT messages after nutting to LGBT porn
Ew, a post-nut conservative in shemale thread
You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.
I challenged premo to a corn nut challenge , that dude shit out a Perfect cob!
just like boys have “bro before hoes” girls have “sluts before nuts” slut being your friends and nuts being boys
Nah I don’t need a boyfriend, slut before nuts