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National complement someone named Isaac day
1st person: yo you lookin hot af today on "DEC 28nd National complement someone named Isaac day"
Isaac: bruh, thank you
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People with huge gigantic mega cocks are born on this day. Usually with black hair.
Person: Holy shit! You have a 14 inch penis?!
Person born on November 28: hell yeah ;)
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National pee anywhere you want day
“Hey why are you peeing in my dog’s water bowl?”
“Sorry man, it’s November 28.”
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get angry at your girlfriend for no reason day
On april 28th everyone’s boyfriends got mad.
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National do what your boyfriend tells you to
It’s a law
Do it ladies.
Him: hey babe, send me $69
Her: ok ig I will cause it’s April 28
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YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
*slams paper on table*
28 STAB WOUNDS.
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The very sad, depressing day where our lord and savior Harambe died. Even way after this day, his memories will carry on! Shall we never forget.
On may 28 2016, Harambe the gorrila was shot and killed, all because some mom let their 3 year old climb into his territory.