Grant: what did Derek have for lunch today?
Alex: you know what he had, he’s a salad muncher
A Derek is an object who does stupid shit.
A Derek does stupid shit, like running like a GTA character, and “playing” with his brother. He once sent a Harvard acceptance letter as a joke, and got accepted.
a biggie who enjoys munching on food and is the biggest person of the whole world he makes the ground SHAKE under his feet and he is BIG Standing on Honeybuns #BIGSOH
woohoo new songs learned on harp lets gooooo
Ania: Knock knock
Derek: *harp playing* BLACK HOLE SUN
Ania: ok.