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Friend:What did you have for supper yesterday
You:Your mom
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Guy 1: Where's your mom
Guy 2: At my house
Guy 1: Alright, DON'T go inside your house.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Your mom needs her alone time...with me!
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your mom
The insult to end all insults
Person 1: Your ugly
Person 2: Well your mom is ugly
Person 1: Your a fat farm animal
Person 2: Well your mom's a fat farm animal
Random guy: OHHHH diss!
Guy at Staples: Is it really that bright in here? (commenting about me wearing sunglasses)
Me: Your Mom
True Story
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Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.
Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."
Bob: "your moms your dad."
Bill: "Ahh...?"
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1. A delicious object that provides male excitement and joy mainly in the middle body area. See delicious.
2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner.
3. Tonights agenda.
4. Tomorrows agenda.
5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption.
7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.
I had no idea tonight we were going to do chess!
I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!
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Two words that usually point to a mother- probably of the person that is being talked to.
However, it is also an insult- used randomly if you're not paying attention and want onlookers to have a laugh at your opponent's confusion.
"I can play an octave higher than you!"
"Well I can play two notes LOWER than you!"
"...two notes..?"
"Yeah...well...YOUR MOM!"
*looks confused*
onlookersHAHAHA (point and throw rocks)
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the answer to a question that is either, Stupid, or you dont feel like answering often followed by Ohhhhhhhhhhh
x:yuor a jew
y:your moms a jew
z:Ohhhhhhhhhhh
:so what did you do last night
Y:your mom
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