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Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There's a Magical Pony right on his tail!
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Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.
Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum
Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck
Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock
Any process in a sci-fi series that is actually sort of like magic but explained by things that sound scientific.
Or a something with a background of science but not actually possible.
There was a time when they'd at least make sci-fi shows look believable. Now it's just all skiency-magic and lasers.
1. Reference to Barack Obama's ability to fix everything with fluffy words alone. Since he can imitate a good speaker with help of a teleprompter ignorant obamabots believe he can fix everything. He should be able to balance a budget, get free health care for deadbeats while not hurting the economy, zero unemployment and almost free solar/wind powered energy everywhere even though the science is not close to where he claims or affordable.
With his magic he was also going to make friends with misunderstood thug leaders in place like Iran, North Korea, Venezuela and Cuba. Turned out they were bad and they don't like him despite being a non-white guy. They laughed and mocked him just as they did those he Succeeded.
2. Abundant in recent advertising showing smart black people helping dumb whites out with things you know damn well they are capable of figuring out.
This magic negro Barack said we can have free health care. Now he just has to find a few Trillion dollars he does not have to pay for it.
Thanks to magic negros in commercials I know to save for my kids college, buy auto insurance and take Aleve for pain. White people never knew this!
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Extreme amounts of luck that allow an unskilled person to win a contest against a highly skilled person. Although bitch magic can also occur between people of similar skill levels. Also considered luck.
Alberto Contador's bitch magic caused Andy Schleck's chain to fall off during the 2010 Tour de France.
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between a woman’s legs, her vagina.
He wants a piece of this magic conch !!
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