i stamp

A way of saying, "Im not even joking."

Friend: Bro, you're lying
Me: Nah bro, I stamp

I-Ready

A way to lose brain cells, torture students, and give them a reason for suicide

All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!

Teacher A: So how should we torture our students today?
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!

Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\

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I

Umm…
I was planning on deleting it…
I have other definitions sitting in the hopper somewhere from days ago…
That one was after 8 pm and it gets published 🫣
Well… I try not to hate anything… but I do hate not being with you!!! Physically… not just that physically…

Thought of physically …. warmth:)

my mind is once again gone!!!

Thankful I am for what I do have❤️❤️❤️
I love YOU!!!

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I

My heart is happy!!!!

I love you!!!

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I-Ready

A fucking disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping kermit sewer slide way more than you already do.

Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?

Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?

I-Ready, that one website that makes all students want to kill themselves.

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I don't

I don't have anything but sincerity and love
And my love is not enough.

I don't have anything but straightforwardness and care
And nobody cares if I care.

Okay I should stop my thought here.

I should learn to accept reality
I should learn to view reality at a more beautiful angle under kaleidoscope glasses
It's not perfect but it's good enough
To make you appreciate life.

I don't
I do

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I understand that, but

Used in exasperation during an argument, with a notable impatience intended to slightly patronize the other party while furthering the speaker's other reasons.

Look, I didn't mean to shoot Marvin in the face.

I understand that, but that doesn't change the fact he's dead.

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