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national expose everybody day is on october 22
I just exposed everyone cause its October 22
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A drink that is consumed by taking a shot of Berry Vodka, preferably Three Olives Berry (cause we dont fuck around), followed by a chaser of Voltage flavored Mountain Dew. To maximize your chances of blacking out, use a Sliz cup. First, pour in alcohol. Next, blow out air bubbles (very important, if you dont blow out air bubbles, stomach will explode). Then, pour in your Mountain Dew. Finally, man up and down that.
Grab the Sliz cup, the Voltage Dew and the Three Olives Berry; I'm making a Blue 22.
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the day you shake major ass and runt
oh man its feburary 22, gotta go shake sem ass
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Police radio code for 'Cancelled' or 'Disregard that assignment.'
Ex. 1
Deputy 1 frantically speaks into the radio microphone.
Deputy 1: We're gonna need hostage negotiators, emotional support therapists, a Spanish language translator--
Deputy 2 grabs Deputy 1.
Deputy 2: --Don't forget the BIPOC community liaison and a LGBTQI+ navigator--
Sheriff Villareal, wearing a cowboy hat, arrives in a six-ton armored vehicle with a 14-foot battering ram. He exits the vehicle and leans in on Deputy 1.
Sheriff Villareal: We're gonna 10-22 that. The Sheriff is calling the shots now.
Ex. 2
Tobias: I can't believe they cancelled my TV show because of the 'Trudeau Incident' episode!
DaMarcus: You mean the one where you wore black face just like the Canadian Prime Minister?
Tobias: It was shoe polish! But they still 10-22'd me!
DaMarcus: Don't stress homey. Just reinvent yourself as a trans woman who self identifies as Native American and you'll get your own Netflix special in no time.
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Today you send nudes to anyone that Asks and if you don’t send them one they you’ll have to kiss them
Hey lemme see a tittie it’s April 22 and if you don’t you can just kiss me
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national send a soapy booby pic to your boyfriend day
Keo: it's may 22 she hasn't sent any
Kevin: she don't love you bro
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