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The fighting 69 is when you and your partner both take a shot of sriracha sauce and then go down on each other, the first one to tag out has to do dishes, or some other unwanted household chore.
Husband: "How about we go for the fighting 69 to see who has to vacuum the house."
Wife: "I think I would rather just vacuum the house."
The act of blowing your load in someones sunscreen bottle
Remember to wear lots of SPF 69 under the Australian Sun
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When two people simultaneously mindfuck each other, and both get off on it.
That was a fucking mindblowing mental 69. I so need a cigarette.
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Simultaneous titty sucking, preferably by two females, in the 69 position.
1. Man, Kelly and Kris got some serious Titty 69-ing going on last night. It was fucking awesome!
2. Do you want to Titty 69?
3. That Titty 69 on that video was sweet!
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The Flying 69 is, without a doubt, one of the most dangerous and balls to the walls aerobatic maneuvers known to man. The act requires two participants; the first, playing catcher, and the second, the flyer. The Second would run towards whomever is receiving and, when within range, would then jump at the receiver whilst simultaneously flipping himself upside-down to be caught and held to bring about the standing 69!
Frank ran down the street towards Brian, who instinctively prepared himself for the flying 69. As Frank jumped, a small flock of bird flew over head, and a tear fell to David Hasselhoff's eye.
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All you need is a hallway, a rolling chair, and a willing girlfriend.
The girl sits down naked in a rolling chair at the end of a hallway, and the man climbs on top of her, upside down, and they begin to perform the "69" on each other. When he is about to cum, he slides down her body and sticks it in her front for 3 good thrusts counting down (3... 2... 1...) then as he cums on the third thrust, he simultaneously slides all the way off, kicks the chair hard, and shouts "Lift Off!" as she goes rolling down the hall with the his cum leaving her like flames out the bottom of a space ship.
I had to get the carpet cleaners in here to clean my hallway because I gave my girl the Apollo 69 last night.
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The sexual act of two people licking one another's assholes; considered to be physically impossilbe.
Jim tried to perform the butthole 69 position with Jenny, but ended up snapping his neck in the proccess
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