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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018


the letter-curse

the letter-curse is a curse where a girl tends to kiss with boys who shares the same first letter in their last name.

"look at that girl kissing with Johnny Berg"
"yesterday she kissed Christian Bannister"

"she must be suffering from the letter-curse"

by Derrick Denmark July 25, 2014


The Letter D

It's a fucking letter, you mongaloid.

"You don't know what the letter D is? Well no fucking wonder you never made it past year 2, you mug."

by Kip Nan Winkie September 2, 2022


Scarlet Letter Cubed

Basically it's a woman who is so spiteful she ruins people's lives with slander and derogatory comments that leave a negative impression on anyone around her. She's the type of woman who hides in anonimity, anomosity, and adultry.

She gets all up on people's business and is very secretive about her own. She loves to be around other guys who are dickbags injecteded with strepto. She never has anything nice to say. She goes out of her way to sabbatoge people's jobs to make a person appear sad and pathetic. Names synonymous to this are Amy, Amanda, and Allison or Stacy,Lacy, Tracy.

used in a sentence
What a Scarlet Letter to the Power of Three!
Definition: Scarlet Letter Cubed: Adjetive Meaning a very spiteful, decietful, ill willed individual.

by LittleLamb777 May 31, 2018


Seven letters behind you

A way of thanking someone for always being there for them when they are in a time of need

Seven letters behind you 😊

by TheChadMan69420 December 3, 2020


three special letters

A euphemistic way to refer to the phrase kys (meaning "kill yourself").

Also seen as "three letters"

Alice: (@Carol) Bob was spamming the three special letters in chat.
Carol: *bans Bob*

by iliketoshitmypants69 July 19, 2023


Dear Matt letter

Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.

Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.

Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.

by I know stuff May 12, 2024