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It is when your slave become horny and start disobeying you just for you to whip his ass while he wears bondage
KSI WAS HORNY AFTER WATCHING SOME GAY MIDGET PORN SO HE WENT TO JOSH AND START DISOBEYING HIM AND THEN DAADY JOSH BECAME MAD AND TIED KSI TO A ROPE AND A COLLAR SO JJ WAS A BONDAGE GEARED SLAVE AND JOSH WAS WHIPING HIS ASS IT MADE KSI SCREAMING: OH YEAAH WHIP ME HARDER DADDY JUST LIKE YOU DID TO MY ANCESTORS
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The equivalent to watching a puppy put into a meat grinder while somebody saws off your penis and or shoves a flaming dildo in your vagina. With its shitty game play, over powered host, many glitches, and inhabited by a swarm of fat 9 year olds who act tough over xbox to make up for their mediocre real lives, the player is guaranteed to feel strong urges of suicide or inflict massive amounts of self mutilation upon ones self.
Epic Games Intercom: Alright guys, so now that we've all joined the Nazi Alliance lets create a game that will rip America apart from the inside.... GEARS OF WAR 2
"After Game Release"
Gamer 1: omg im so happy for this game... (3 hrs later)... MY FUCKIN EYES OMFG AHHH!!!! must... end... it... "gun shot"
9 year old gamer: FuCk U NuBs!!! ChAiNsAw!!! I FuCkEd Ur MoM!!! I LoVe NaZi'S!!! GeT Me MoRe CuRLY FrIeS MoM!!!!
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When someone is operating an piece of machinery or a vehicle, usually expensive, with no idea what they're doing.
"That kid just destroyed his clutch trying to do a burnout. All the gear with no idea."
"Look, now he has the hood up taking things apart. Should we tell him the clutch isn't in the engine?"
"......no."
"My brother just spent over eighty grand on a sailboat."
"Has he ever sailed?"
"He went canoeing when he was 10. Once. He flipped the canoe."
"All the gear, no idea"
idiot
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The best kind of traffic jam. This is when the speed of the traffic moves at the same rate as a car with a manual transmission when idling in first gear. This saves the driver the need for any clutch work, or indeed any pedal work at all.
Passenger: Dude, I hate traffic!
Driver: Yeah, but I'm just letting the car roll along by itself. Just enjoying the first gear cruise baby!
Passenger: That as the case may be, we are still going to be late...
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Simple phrase for a girl wanting to fuck the shit out of a guy.
Dude, she totally wants to smear your gear!
I'm pretty sure she wants to smear your gear, brah!
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Sequel to the best multi-player game ever released for any console, with the exclusion of Super Smash Bros for the N64.
RomeDogg93- can you turn down the suck?
Sheehan1234- YEAOK.
TaylorDTX- i suck at Gears of War 2
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something or someone that has homosexual characteristics; can also be used in place of the word "gay", "whack", "retarded", or any other variations
tom: "jim told me yesterday that he touch john's penis"
bill: "freaking queer gear"
suzy: "i got an F on the test...that's queer gear"
brad: "sally said that i was ugly"
tim: "queer gear"
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