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What every guy thinks with, instead of his brain.
"That guy is a no-good, perverted loser who hurts girls because he thinks with his penis!"
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A long smooth shaft complete with two balls
You just put your Penis into my Vagina
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an appendage of the male genetalia
charlie town eats penis for dinner!
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1)Noun:
Can be used as Yes or No
2)Noun:
Something girls and guys suck on (sad but true)
A: Do you have the time?
B: Penis!
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Get about five dozen eggs. Put 'em in a bowl and mix the F*CK out of them. And what do you get?
PENIS !
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A joystick that protrudes from a man's pelvic region - if its button is pressed enough, can cause salty white ice cream to come out, short circuiting the penis, and causing it recede to flaccidity.
Guy - "While playing Star Wars: Rouge Squadron II yesterday, my joystick broke, so I pulled out my spare penis. But there were so many TIE fighters, and I ended up spilling my ice cream all over my keyboard!"
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A word used to collectivize a number of multiple penis's. Usually used in reference to two or more of a male's appendage.
Jess encountered 9 peni while performing the Spastic Eagle at Fairbridge
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