hair pie

(noun)Cullinary metaphor for female genitalia. Applies only if it is suitably hirsute.

"Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"

D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"

He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"

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hair boner

Pretty much a cowlick or when one section of your hair sticks up and will not go down for a matter of time or without the help of hair products and such.

"Matt, fix your hair. You have a hair boner."

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teased hair

Ever wonder how to get big hair?
You've come to the right place. (:
You will need:
a rattail comb
hairspray
Step 1: Take a small section of your hair. Hold it upwards. Backcomb it(comb towards your head.)until it's ratty.
Step 2: Do this with all of your hair, except for the bottom layer.
Step 3: Statue of Liberty much? Don't worry. You didn't do it wrong! (: Take some of the top layers and comb it normally until it's smooth. That way you won't be able to see the rattiness of it. If the ends are sticking out, just comb them until they don't.
Step 4: If it looks big enough for you, hairspray it everywhere! It will last most of the day.
Step 5: If it's not big enough for you, you have gone too far. If you wanted it bigger you just tease it more.
Enjoy!
Warnings:
-May not work with non-layered hair.
-If your hair is silky, it may not stay teased.

Teased hair Link:
look on photobucket. lol.

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fubic hair

facial hair that looks like pubic hair.

Dude, you shaved off your fubic hair! You look funny without your goatee.

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free hair

The type of hair you have naturally, not permed, colored, treated, etc. Free hair is preferred because outside of modest priced haircuts and shampoo, there is no cost.

My wife spends $100+ every five to six weeks getting her hair colored. This makes me really mad and I wish that she would just get free hair.

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Oubic Hair

Hair that grow in the canals of the genitalia.

Guy 1: How was your girlfriend?
Guy 2: The inside of her vagina was fuzzy...
Guy 1: Wow, I'm not surprised, she seems like one who would have oubic hair. Get her some Oubic Hair Cream from Walmart.

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hair flopper

one who has sex, and bounces so much that her hair starts to flop up and down

Dude, she was a hair flopper.

I'm going to make her hair flop around like crazy tonight.

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