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Refers to a situation where you are expected to spend money if you want a gift, favor, etc.
Before you accept a seemingly-too-good-to-be-true offer/deal, you should carefully inquire as to whether there are any purse-strings attached to said proposal.
The area between the ass and balls.. notice the 'seam' of skin in this area, forming a small line, hence, the banjo string.
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A skilled way of performing the fine art of creampie. When you pull out, you have to massage your pearl babies up and down (i.e. from clit to crack). When finished, a pearl string bikini can look really nice with a pearl necklace to match.
Joe: Wanna go to the beach?
Ashley: Yeah sure, but I don't have anything to wear.
Joe: Oh don't worry about it, I can make you a pearl tubetop and a matching pearl g-string in no time.
**Joe & Ashley later got kicked off the beach when her pearl 2-top bikini was spotted by lifeguards.**
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Where a person is hit over the head so hard by a guitar, that it snaps in half, and the guitar strings whip them. Very painful.
Person #1: Where's Carl?
Person #2: Oh, he's still in agony over that Six String Stinger I gave him last week.
Person #1: Ouch.
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A guitar with 4 strings. Less strings means it's easier to play. Easier to play means it's easier to learn songs. The quicker your playing songs, the sooner biddies are sucking your dick.
Brian: Nice guitar.
Ted: Thanks, its a Four String Guitar.
Brian: Why does your guitar have 4 strings?
Ted: Cause I wanted bop tonight and not in 6 months after guitar lessons.
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i wear shoe strings as a belt sometimes, therefore i have shoe string swag.
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a phrase that doesn't make sense unless actually talking about stringing a tennis racket, but sounds dirty and makes for great conversations
"hey ashley, you wanna swing by my house later and string my racket?"" Sure Andy, I'll string your tennis racket anyday! Just tell me when & where"
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