The coolest person you know. Most likely the living incarnation of the mighty god of awesomeness. Often this person will have an optimistic perspective on life and be constantly flocked by the worshippers that the Awe has used his/her mind powers to befriend.
Look, there is the Awe......I have a sudden compulsion to go up to them and hope some of their awesomeness rubs off on me.
when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire
oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire
A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.
plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley
Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation
Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle
A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.
plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley
Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation
Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle
The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
A condition characterized by a lack of interest or reluctance to participate in group activities or interact with friends when Armando, a key member of the group, is absent.
Friend: "Hey, let's play Overwatch!"
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."