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You are having sexual intercourse with a woman and you are thrusting your penis into her anal cavity. Just before you are about to excrete manjuice, you pull out and spit on the woman's back so that she thinks you came. Then, as she turns around, you jack off in her face, leaving a sticky, smelly mess.
Woman: "Are you gonna cum?"
Man: "Yes honey, right now." *spit!*
Woman: "Wow, that was some great sex! Let me just turn around and-"
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A woman that has some quality action going on in her chestal area. ie Has wicked boobs.
Look at that chick !
Yeah thats some mad booby action!
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weak attempt to try to hook up with a girl. she must really not be into you if she wont show you any skin. im pretty sure the cut off to admitting this is no later than 6th grade, but i dont know how kids act now a days.
I was trying to have sex with this girl over last summer....Good news is that I DID get some over the shirt action from that chic
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a person who tries to get action right before the club closes
Joe, " You're wasted don't try to be the last action hero!"
give me your keys!
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The act of stroking ones penis in one quick motion and firing explosive diarrhoea all over your partners body.
Person 1: Hey, I heard you and Lilly got into a fight, What did you do?
Person 2: We were going at it last night and I hit her with a pump-action shitgun. It got pretty nasty.
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1. When a guy has sex with a woman while using a dildo on another woman.
2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.
3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
1. "Dude last night I fucked Tonya while I was using a dildo on Maxine! A little double barreled action."
2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"
3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
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When an individual states something that is so conclusively incorrect that the said individual would be subject to prosecution in a court of law.
*Tom minding his business enjoying his drink from McDonald's*
*Karren proudly replaces his plastic straw with a metal one*
Karren: I can't believe that you can just smugly stand there while you actively pollute our environment with plastic waste. I at least have the common courtesy to save the turtles. I, a proud white lesbian demi girl of color, stand tall against such heinous acts.
Tom: Karren... thats some Class Action Bullshit right there.
*Karren is aggressively detained by police, and then is subsequently sentenced to death*