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Following the "your mum" trend, this comeback can be used in most situations. Completely meaningless but completely amazing to use. Basically meaning, your mum had an abortion, but it failed and your still here. "Your dad's condom was a fail." is also appropriate.
"That was a fail."
"Your mum's abortion was a fail."
(Can be replaced with "Your dads condom..")
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The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum
I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.
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An Abortion Taxpayer Identification Number (ATIN) is a temporary sixty-nine-digit number issued by ggeerg to individuals who are in the process of execution.U.S. citizens or resident rapists who cannot get an SSN will be beheaded the very next day
A: damn ggeerg gave me an Abortion Taxpayer Identification Number.
B: Big F bro you’re doomed
Should have been aborted is a term used for someone who doesn't deserve life and they should been aborted by their parents a long time ago.
"Gugi should have been aborted, as should Katja"
A day where all the failed abortions world wide can gather together and celebrate life!
"hey bud, you must've been born with a thick skull"
"yeah that's why they couldn't abort me lol"
"it's National Failed Abortion Day"
When a baby boy is born with a knife on his stomach and he kills his mother with that knife, someone with this disease must run away after murdering his mother and is on the run from the government for the rest of his life.
Timmy was born with Reverse-Abortion Lebotomy Disease and murdered his mother at birth, he is forever on the run and has random flashbacks of his mother's uterus.
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Basically, an abortion except its memed
When your friend says completely out of context "yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus."
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