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someone who makes it sound as if they want to get involved in doin something but wen it comes down to it dey alwayz find some way ta bail out of it; or someone who always seems to have "something else" to do, no matter wat time of day or nite it iz; or someone who can get out of ANYTHING ta save their own ass
Sid: Oh yea dude! that party soundz hella tyte
Nate: aight dude, lets hit it up, ill come get u in 10
Sid: aww dude, i cant... i got hella shit ta do ryte now
(sid is one muthafuckin artful dodger)
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Art Boner- the product of emotional stimuli influencing physical change.
The Art Boner Enthusiast (commonly referred to as “ABE”) gets gratuitous amounts of pleasure in the works of the Avant Garde; This can be any number of things ranging from abstract electronica, pretentious works of art, and even spoken word poetry. Recipients of this phenomenon are commonly male and are usually deep thinkers, artists, and have accelerated IQ’s (although no formal studies have been conducted).
So now that we know what an “Art Boner” is, how do we go about finding someone who is capable of such a darn thing !?!
Be on the Lookout for….
1. Scarf’s- Regardless of season or temperature the scarf is a common accessory for the modern day “ABE”
2. Caffeine- True Artistes are statistically shown to drink 200% more caffeinated beverages than the average philistine, be on the look out for potential candidates sporting ceramic coffee cups into the wee small hours
3. Thick Frame Glasses- Weirdo’s have poor vision; they also find great influence in the music styling’s of Elvis Costello
4. Pop Art- If you are fortunate enough to step into the dwelling of someone you feel has classic symptoms of “ABE” one must judge the surroundings to gather clues. If there is a print of Andy Warhol’s famous “Campbell’s Soup Can” tacked to the ceiling and a box of tissue appropriately placed nearby, chances are you have found an “ABE”.
Kris: "Did you hear the orgasmic moans coming from Tevin's room last night?"
Tyler: "Yes, I think the Stanley Kubrick movie marathon was on"
Kris: "Nothing gets Tevin's Art Boner going quite like 2001: A Space Odyssey"
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The random or artistic pattern one makes from the ejaculation or expulsion of spunk on any variety of tapestries or surfaces that may resemble a pattern or image.
One(being male) makes on a (normally) female recipients small of back after withdrawing from dogstyle before ejaculation and holding back till pressure overcomes the holding force. Often with a loud audiable "BLAT!". Thus resulting in a distinguishable spunk art image. >Can also be performed by a "solo artist" on a variety of tapestries and textiles.
>may also be performed by an oral reciepient with gag reflex trauma but may not include regergitation.
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An abbreviation for spinach-artichoke dip.
"Have you been to O'Charley's?"
"Yeah, they have some really good spin art."
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Smoking pot when you have to make a bowl out of a can.
Yeah, mom, I'm just gonna do some Arts and Crafts.
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Art that was created by your own. No reference nor copying. The actual art that you made yourself, just using your mind.
Don't steal art.
Fam traced from the original art that was created by the original artist.
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to convert a wreck to bohemian elegance by means of artistic touches
Vernon's house is a shack, but he's going to art it up with a typewriter graveyard and a bunch of painting, and it'll be great!
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