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A guy that will always lose a boxing match because he has the arms of a chicken.
He also pulls no women.
A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton
Also pretty sure they're all gay.
billy "Your friend Ashton is really weird"
John "I know his mom is friends with my mom"
Ash is the type of person that will try to help you no matter what. They are an extremely kind and caring person, no matter what they say. Ash is an all out amazing person. If your ever friends with an Ash (Ashton) make sure to stay friends with them as they are one of the best people to walk the earth. Ash always loves to dance. They always do the strangest things, which makes you want to be around them more. They are always fun to be around. If you ever encounter an Ashton, make sure to befriend them, it will be a really good decision.
Ashton is so amazing!
Paperbackworm2. Huge cock.
Is that an Ashton? Wow what a nice penis.
Sexy cute loving and an amazing boyfriend that treats you like the queen I live you Ashton your the best
Ashton is so cute
But he's mine
A man who has such a microscopic penis that Asian men mistake it for a grain of rice
Wing Wong Says: Mhhh that grain of rice looks like Ashton's Penis
The act of pinging everybody in a discord and attaching an image of Clippy pregnant, This has to then be followed up by saying, "Ashton this is you in a few days."
Don't make me Ashton