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He was a Basic Asian with his Yeezy's, Bull Cut, Spectacles, Virginity, and ASIAN
The outrageous amount of space an Asian driver leaves between their car and the car in front of them.
Holy fuck dude do you see that Asian space?! I'm going to go big boy bok choy on that fool.
Someone who was born from a Half-Asian (Hapa) Mom/Dad and a Non-Asian Mom/Dad
I was surprise to find out my friend is Quarter Asian, which is rare
A fucking dumbass cook who likes touching you and loves singing some moaning shit like "AYYYYYYYYYYYOAH!" They typically live with you and your parents and don't give a shit about your life. Asian Grandpas would typically wear a polo t-shirt outside during the summer and would always wear tank tops at home. During the winter they would wear cashmere vests and long sleeve t-shirt found in Costco.
"You have such an Asian Grandpa"
Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents:
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death
Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!
one of Asian Heritage that has made a dramatic impact on soceity
Ever since that kid named Wayne Tieperfected his ninja blast he became an asian sensation.
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A non- Asian male or female who is obsessed with everything that is made or liked by Asians. They will only date Asians and all of their friends are of an Asian race. Sometimes they will even know how to communicate in an Asian language.
Asian Kid: "Whoa! Look at that white guy with that little Sanrio phone charm and his cute Asian girlfriend!"
Other Asian Kid: "Yeah, what an Asian Lover."
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