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A person who lacks belief in the concept of gender identity.
A. Did you hear about John? He changed his gender to female.
B. I don't think that's possible.
A. Why?
B. I'm a gender atheist, that's why.
An atheist that believes in something other than the norm of the atheist society.
Normal athiest "I believe in evolution and I do not believe in a god."
Separatistic Atheist "I believe aliens made a genetic hybrid with monkeys and kept changing the genotype and phenotype of the monkey until modern man was made."
Just like a Reddit atheist, Quora atheists are so toxic that they make your average, normal atheist ashamed.
Quora atheists, will bring you to religion faster than a missionary, guaranteed or your money back.
An atheist who says that god doesn't exist but then spends every waking moment on their lives obssessing over and griping about said god.
Pretty much any atheist is a fundy atheist.
Atheist Lent, originating in Colorado, is a popular holiday that is not tied to any single day and usually occurs multiple times per year.
It consists of 3 days of total deprivation, where followers abstain from all sexual activity and deprive their bodies of food and alcohol. Some lesser atheists eat small portions of raw fruits, nuts and vegetables, while the enlightened drink only water or their own urine for the 3 days and eat nothing (refered to as Joeing).
The night before Atheist Lent is kicked off with a large feast and night of intense and extended sexual activity.
Conventionally, the day following Atheist Lent, participants’ party, go boating, boarding, camping, etc… and consume large quantities of alcohol to take full advantage of the body’s ability to get drunk easier. Participants usually end up naked and passed out.
I'm the 'master of my domain,' I just survived Atheist Lent and can't wait to get drunk and play naked ping pong!
The first Atheist holiday, Blowjob Day, is February 2nd of each year. BJ Day is not to be confused with Groundhog's Day. Ever. Seriously, don't do it.
The best holiday. The first Atheist holiday, Blowjob Day, is February 2nd of each year. BJ Day is not to be confused with Groundhog's Day. Ever. Seriously, don't do it.
An atheist who, whenever anything religious is mentioned, proclaims loudly that it's all a load of bollocks
Bill: I heard that Jesus once..
Ted: DOESN'T EXIST!
Bill: Stop being an aggresive atheist!