Internet Atheist

A person who goes around websites claiming every video they see is a fake. Especially those annoying youtube comments.

These are all examples of internet atheist comments on a youtube comment section:

alfrenium (1 minute ago)
FAKE!!

scorpietta (1 minute ago)

OMGEEZ SO FAKE!

du3l0 (3 minutes ago)
lol, this is so fake

MrLockerz1 (4 minutes ago) Show Hide
fakey video

milnp001 (13675445434 minutes ago) Show Hide
Yeah this is fake

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gender atheist

A person who lacks belief in the concept of gender identity.

A. Did you hear about John? He changed his gender to female.
B. I don't think that's possible.
A. Why?
B. I'm a gender atheist, that's why.

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Quora atheists

Just like a Reddit atheist, Quora atheists are so toxic that they make your average, normal atheist ashamed.

Quora atheists, will bring you to religion faster than a missionary, guaranteed or your money back.

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Separatistic Atheist

An atheist that believes in something other than the norm of the atheist society.

Normal athiest "I believe in evolution and I do not believe in a god."

Separatistic Atheist "I believe aliens made a genetic hybrid with monkeys and kept changing the genotype and phenotype of the monkey until modern man was made."

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fundy atheist

An atheist who says that god doesn't exist but then spends every waking moment on their lives obssessing over and griping about said god.

Pretty much any atheist is a fundy atheist.

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Atheist Lent

Atheist Lent, originating in Colorado, is a popular holiday that is not tied to any single day and usually occurs multiple times per year.

It consists of 3 days of total deprivation, where followers abstain from all sexual activity and deprive their bodies of food and alcohol. Some lesser atheists eat small portions of raw fruits, nuts and vegetables, while the enlightened drink only water or their own urine for the 3 days and eat nothing (refered to as Joeing).

The night before Atheist Lent is kicked off with a large feast and night of intense and extended sexual activity.

Conventionally, the day following Atheist Lent, participants’ party, go boating, boarding, camping, etc… and consume large quantities of alcohol to take full advantage of the body’s ability to get drunk easier. Participants usually end up naked and passed out.

I'm the 'master of my domain,' I just survived Atheist Lent and can't wait to get drunk and play naked ping pong!

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Atheist Holiday

The first Atheist holiday, Blowjob Day, is February 2nd of each year. BJ Day is not to be confused with Groundhog's Day. Ever. Seriously, don't do it.

The best holiday. The first Atheist holiday, Blowjob Day, is February 2nd of each year. BJ Day is not to be confused with Groundhog's Day. Ever. Seriously, don't do it.

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