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A sport in Australia only nationalised in the late 80s, yet is already easily the most popular sport in the country. It is the most popular sport all over Australia except for eastern NSW and Queensland. The game is religiously hated in coastal NSW for no reason in particular.
Australian rules football has its flaws, however once you get to know it, you will realise that it is one of the most all-round sports in the world. What I mean is that to play "Aussie rules" as it is also dubbed, you must be strong, fast, extremely endurant, courageous, skillful, smart and also have that added X-factor to make the athletically impossible possible.
The game is played 22 a side with 4 players on the bench and unlimited rotations. The ball starts in the centre and the players need to get it forward and kick the ball inbetween two large posts. The game is very hard to explain in words and I recommend you watch some games or just simply look up AFL on youtube.
It is a brilliant sport and is probably the most all around challenging to be elite at, as it is rare to be good in all the neccessary areas. You could say it requires the perfect athlete with a very good sporting brain.
The sport will not go global any time soon but will probably become what the NFL is to America.
In the end, I recommend watching it with someone who is knowledgeable of the game, who can explain its little intricacies. Watch it a few times and you will either love it or become confused and angry.
Australian Rules football is the most popular sport in Australia, followed by cricket then rugby (both forms).
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Going 'down-under' and deep throating/swallowing/gagging on the ballsack
This girl was lickin my balls and before i knew it she got an australian cough drop!
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A dichead cunt who gets a chubby when media cameras click faster over his fake tears.
"One of the Australian Prime Ministers staff raped someone again."
"Again?! I thought it was just office orgy week."
"Nah, it's assault a Co-worker week."
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The Australian Navy Cadets is a great learning cadet group. They are the best cadets in Australia and the Australian Army Cadets are a bunch of Neanderthals and degenerates. They are the most homosexual people in the Australian Defence Cadets from Stats (They are my stats). But we can all agree on that the Australian Air Force Cadets are the worst cadets and they are just stupid, DO NOT APPROACH OR JOIN AAFC.
The Australian Navy Cadets are the best cadet group.
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When you take a toke upside down in a handstand as someone lights and pulls the bowl for you, similar to the famous well known "keg stand". Though it is socially okay to do when not at a party but takes atleast 2 people to achieve unless you want to take it to another level
"Yooo i cant wait for that party ryan is having im totally gonna do an australian bong stand"
"You have never done an australian bong stand!? It gets you soooo high man!"
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Eating ass so deep she can taste your tongue
Gave her and Australian French kiss last night so good she tasted my dinner from last night
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The act of a traditional Wet Willy, however, rather than wetting ones fore finger with the mouth prior to insertion in the victims ear, you insert the fore finger in and around your rectum. (An Australian Wet Willy must be performed only on days exceeding 100-degrees F, and only after one has been "walk about" for a minimum of one hour to get the the said "Wet" effect.) Also called an Auzzie Ear.
"I gave him an Australian wet willy", "He needs the old Auzzie Ear"
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