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jack the axe wielder

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking

person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome

by Iamjack July 02, 2022


Ax Wounde

It's a pussy!

Last night I bottomed out in that Ax Wounde!

by Pussy Killa February 18, 2010


Axe Murderer

The worst, most vicious, evil, brutal, wicked, and violent type of killer you could possibly encounter. A killer whose murders are brutal and wicked, often kills with either an axe, gun, or explosive device, and whose murders leave a wickedly gruesome, graphic, and messy scene as if the victim were chopped to pieces with an axe.

The murder scene was gruesome, wicked, and looked like the victim was chopped up and ripped apart with an axe. The victim was murdered by an axe murderer.

by He who knows11 March 26, 2022


Axe Murderer

Guy who wears too much of that cheap spray on deodorant.

Dude that guy reeks so bad, he's a real Axe Murderer

by Hnastay May 17, 2017


battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.

Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015


Careful with that axe Eugene!

1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'

2. A song by Pink Floyd

3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac

Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

by BaklavaMcFunny March 01, 2024


axe hand morgan

A man with a weird body

Stranger: hey I think that boy looks like axe hand morgan! His arms are so weird

by Axe hand morgan September 25, 2021