BMW

It's a good car brand but it's unreliable as fuck. If you buy this expect your wallet to be empty.

John: Hey Gerald, I have a BMW 3 Series.
Gerald: Is it nice?
John: Yes but my wallet? Not so nice.

BMW

If you drive a bmw m you are the best driver on the road and get hate by people In there shitty
Zafiras

Wow arnold drives a bmw he is an alpha male unlike Jayden the beta man in his zafira

BMW

"Black Man's Willy"

I saw your ma last night sitting on a new, hard BMW

BMW

"Big Mexican woman"

I'm going to go pick up some big Mexican woman in my BMW

BMW

Body made wrong/ When you see a big bitch who stomach covers they pussy

John: Bro ms.w is so fucking annoying bro.

Key: yeah that’s why she a bmw.

BMW

Bavarian Motor Works or in other cases, Black Man's Wish.

Black Man: I see BMWs every day. Damn, i wish i had one.

Passing White Guy: Black Man's Wish HAHA.

BMW

BMW means Black mans willy.

Last night I had fun riding a BMW.