badger's snout

A term used to define a man's penis after the consumption of methamphetamine or other such drugs resulting in overall shrinkage of the genitalia and a mini tent-like projection occurring on the front of the slacks

"Hey girls, check out the badger's snout on that gimp"

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Quim badger

A furry, overgrown human masquerading as a woodland animal. Characterising features include a notable, if incomprehensible, enthusiasm for lady parts, Fulham FC and Jigsaw.

Drew is a massive quim badger

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Honey Badger

Someone who simply doesn't give a shit and does what they want regardless of the odds or mass opposition they face.

However someone cannot be a temporary honey badger. They either are or they are not as they must be like this in every scenario.

Look at his face, he doesn't give a shit. Hes a Honey Badger!

He doesn't care what that guy had to say... hes a mofo honey badger

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cock badger

one with a cock that uses it as a weapon
a name for someone you hate or just feel like telling them something

dude, shut up, your such a cock badger

what a cock badge

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badger and blade

A little corner of the Internet where gentlemen can get together to discuss the finer things in life, be it home roasted coffee beans, a nice Cigar, a glass of wine or a relaxing wet shave.

Badger and Blade the premier Wet Shaving and lifestyle forum.

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Angry Badger

This is when a young man who has a premature grey streak in his hair has a mardy and thus looks like an Angry Badger.

I would leave Dunc's right alone this morning he's made a rick and is having a right Angry Badger and feels a cont

Dunc's ended up having an Angry Badger last night as he tried to have it up the Wichenford but ended up bumping into a wonky eyed midget

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Releasing the Badger

When you are all minding your own business at work and you see that skanky bitch comin and you just release a little poot poot and the beast within comes out and takes reign of that bitch nose hairs and she will vomit in her mouth at least 5,927 times.

Nikki: Jackie, I was releasing the badger super gnarly and Christy walked right into it, dude!

Jackie: Nikki... you go girl! *wink*

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