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When having anal intercourse, and your partner sticks out their tongue.
I was banging her ass so good she started bagel dogging.
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A bagel with Jiz as the spread, instead of cream cheese or butter.
The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese
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A very moist person who get ass all the time a.k.a booty eater
Jim is so cool and sexy he is like a moist bagel.
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Doing something about as good as a Jew would do.
"You're doing a real bagel job over there, Schlomo."
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Like carpe diem it means to seize the day, or the moment. Go for it!
There's nobody here, should we do it?
Definitely. Take the bagel.
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Two or more men pass a bagel using nothing but their erect penises. Drop it and you have to eat the bagel.
Congress is to busy "bagel passing" to get any bills passed.
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(noun) A person's anus.
(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.
"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."
"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"
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