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The last banana in a bunch, the one that is almost alway over ripe before anyone gets to it.
The over ripeness of the banana causes a rash of politeness in people...
Jane: Can I offer you this last banana?
John: No, it is ok, you can have it.
Jane: No...I must insist, you have it...
John: No really...it is your banana, you have it...
(This demonstrates how the last banana in the bunch can become a polite banana...no matter what state of brown it is in)
"The gusset" of a woman when wearing yoga pants.
Are these pants too tight on my banana grundle?
The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.
It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.
"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"
The sex position where a girl masturbates with a banana (without the peel) then a guy eats out the smashed up banana from her vagina.
Guy: "Yummm, i love me some bananas!"
Girl: "Really!? ;) Hey, lets try The Banana Smasher!"
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A perfectly yellow, ready to eat banana that a woman puts in her purse to eat when she is on the go. However, while in transit, the banana becomes overly bruised, bounced around in the bottomless abyss that is her purse.
Ultimately, by the time the woman gets to her destination, the banana is brown and mushy.
By the time I got to work, my yellow banana turned into a purse banana. I had a few unsatisfactory, mushy bites then I tossed it.
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That long, massive, curved, "banana" shaped dump you take when you eat something unsettling.
Look at that giant shit banana Paris Hilton left in the bath room stall! She must've eaten some mexican food.
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1.The discription of a state of complete disorder.
where the thing you are discribing is acting negatively in a unexpectedly large way.
2.Another phrase for the word crazy
"everything was just fine until the guy just go's banana sandwich and starts yelling at the clerk"
Dane Cook - "But here's what drove me banana sandwich about this robe."
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