30th base

(The death star of all bases demolishing all others in its path. where to begin... First of all. please..i beg of you. (DO NOT TRY THIS IN ANY PRIVATE FACILITY)...must be in a public place to be performed successfully.)first insert a bowling pin into your partners grandmother's anus. while at the same time, molesting a cat with your left hand. and shanking a midget with your right. all of this taking place standing one footed on an autistic giraffe. because your other leg should be firmly situated in between the giraffes nuts and anus. all this taking place while that giraffe is raping a group of african irish chinese orphan infants... while lucky boy is attempting to accomplish 31st base to the kids... while the african irish chinese orphan babies infants are attempting to play a game of twister with vikings swinging flails... and that is how you accomplish 30th base.

the only people i know to ever succeed in completing 30th base are mace windu, chuck norris, and rosie O'donnell..who has recently been found face down in rickie lake....apparently she drowned.... she went to deep while muff diving.... the only other person i could possibly think of to do this successfully would be Conan sheltzington.

:dude: "did you do what i think you did lastnight"
:bro: "theres no way in hell man are you serious what sick bastard could possibly do that. i didn't have a bowling pin.but thanks to the one i found in your mothers closet...hell yeah i got there. "
:dude: "nice.....BEERFEST...YEAH"

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8th Base

having a three some with an alien

kevin and kassandra went to 8th base with E.T

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based movement

living the way of life swaggin too the fullest not caring what people say or think wear act or do what you want inspired by the BASEDGOD Lil B swagg!

guy 1: swagg!!
guy2: whoo!

based movement

living the based live swaggin too the 5th power

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8th Base

Not quite 9th base which is strangling whilst doing anal. Naturally 8th base is any sexual act that involves cowboy spurs and a car battery.

Guy 1: Dude we got to 8th base last night.
Guy 2: That is so awesome!
Guy 1: No ... she wores the spurs ...

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Fourth Base

This is the final step in a relationship that involves having sex.

Me and Jace hit fourth base last night, oh boy was I ready for that.

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hit base

1) to hit base; deepthroating a penis far enough that your face reaches the base of the penis.

2) a skill possessed by few women but cherished by all

pickup line: "can you hit base?"

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First Base

The first step in a sexual realtionship involving making out or french kissing

"I don't when when that chick is going to give me some action, it's been a month and we're still only on first base!"

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