Hell Basket

Hell in a Basket.

"hell basket! We forgot the movies upstairs."

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Jew basket

A basket stacked to the top with jews

Damn that church is a jew basket

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Easter Basket

General term for all of the parts of a woman related to the storage and dispersal of eggs, including the ovaries, uterus, and vagina.

Woman: "Ow! That bitch just kicked me right in the Easter Basket!"

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Art Critic: "Damn, Picasso, I've never before seen a square Easter Basket".

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OBGYN: "I haven't seen an Easter Basket this messed up since my mom got the egg dye mixed up with the pancake batter".

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ER Doctor: (Removing fragments of chicken-egg shells from inside a woman's vagina) "You really aren't clear on the concept, are you?"

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poon basket

Slang term for a vagina.

That hottie has one tight poon basket.

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Basket Case

A male who is insecure with the size of his genitals (basket).

This insecurity tends to result in unnecessary confrontations, usually when alcohol is involved.

Male: What's up big guy?

Basket case: I'm not your guy fucko. *quiet sobs*

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wicker basket

a word that means wicked thats often used by either people who have lived most of their life in sheds or people called hector

have you heard that they're starting a chess club? WICKER BASKET

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the fruit basket

penis and nuts showing through your squeezed legs.

aww shit bitch, your fruit basket makes me want to sit un your hard shaft and put it in my unlubricated vagina

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