Curbull Bass

Some ugly looking dude who kind of resembles a bass fish, that proceeds to swim in swampland after unsuspecting fisherman to eat their bait, and kidnap their children.

Tyler - "Aye man, do you know what happened to Johnathan the other night when we went fishing?"

Jim - "Oh shit man, you didn't hear the screaming? I'm pretty sure he got attacked by one of those Curbull Bass fuckers!"

Bass Crack

The area below the bass but before the ass crack

it was so hot i could feel the sweat in my bass crack

Doom Bass

The Doom Bass is an urban myth of sorts. For a lack of first hand experience here is a shortened version of the myth:

One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.

It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.

The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."

Thus the Doom Bass Was born

Don't be an idiot in Calculus or you will be beaten by the Doom Bass

Reg Bass

Doing something on a regular basis! Two less syllables that way!

I like to tug on a reg bass

Kaydin Bass

A massive largemouth bass found in the gnarly waters of canada, is found as disgusting and overweight with an unruly attitude. Usually used as an insult or comparison to something in a negative manner.

Dude, stop being such a bass

I bet Kaydin fucked your mom lmao

You smell like Kaydin Bass ass

Lobster Bass

When a stringed instrument (mainly a bass guitar) has excess string sticking out of the tuning peg.

Damn man those strings need to be cut." "Yeah, I know, my bass is such a lobster bass.

Orchestral Bass

A genre of music created by Seycara, a youtuber and musician known for making orchestral versions of popular cute electronic songs. This genre of music is featured in their video titled: "seycara - CREAM SODA".

Friend: So what kinda music you into?
Me: Shows them orchestral bass