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getting tea bagged and pissed on at the same time.
have you ever given your girl a tea bath? ;D
Using a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser on any and all parts of your body in a manner designed to briskly remove loose residue while surreptitiously deep cleaning.
Dude, I only have 3 minutes before Rose gets here and my armpits smell like rancid beef.
JMB, dude. (Just Magic Bath)
When two women, usually lesbians, sit on top of each other over the toilet and simultaneously urinate.
I can hear my lesbian neighbors fighting over the bathroom every morning; I wonder why they don't take a sits bath?
When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”
“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”
When you need to shut off the power.
Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.
when a person literaly or thoreticly is rolling in the big bucks
yea hes havin a cash-bath right now
Drinking Blue Moon Belgian-Style Wheat Ale while taking a relaxing bath.
Time for some relaxation time with my bath beer and candles.