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bathroom sign [plain bagel]

A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.

Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.

by Professor Griff January 31, 2009

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I gotta use the bathroom real quick

Some thing u say to get out of a conversation

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

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extreme bathroom syndrome

Having to run to the bathroom because you feel like your going to poop your pants any second.

Hey, I gotta go right now! I'm feeling extreme bathroom syndrome!

by GoneBuffers April 17, 2017


bomb the bathroom

the term for explosive diarrhea in a public bathroom. some dude got arrested for saying this a little to loudly.

dude why did you bomb the bathroom at school?

by dump truck trump fuck December 4, 2020


Bathroom bitch

Someone you can fuck any and everywhere you want.
Someone who wants you to fuck them any and everywhere you want.

"Alex is my bathroom bitch"

by Sodocan October 8, 2023


Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

by Pteropus December 15, 2023


Bathroom Pudding

Very soft poo that comes out of a human that resembles chocolate pudding.

Sorry about being late, I hade to make some bathroom pudding.

by Huge hammer69 September 1, 2023