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kitchen being fitted

Getting out of having to pay for a meal with friends.

Sorry, I can't pay cause I just placed a deposit on a kitchen being fitted.

by Hhjb595959 November 19, 2021


perks of being a wallflower

One of the best books you'll ever read, and one of the best movies you'll ever see.
Charlie, a freshman in high school, hasn't had a friend in a while. Then, a couple of seniors, Patrick and Sam, let him into their friends, the Wallflowers.

perks of being a wallflower

by Damian McGee February 10, 2014

128๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


just being alive

horny

Oh youโ€™re just being alive? Iโ€™m horny too

by Sickomonster January 1, 2021

5104๐Ÿ‘ 1308๐Ÿ‘Ž


Arrested for being sexy

When a cop pulls someone over because they are sexy or good looking.

Girl 1: Some cop pulled me over on the road today just to ask me out.
Girl 2: Sounds like you were arrested for being sexy.

by Clayton2341224 August 7, 2010

58๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


the perks of being a wallflower

a book for anyone who feels disconnected, unable to connect, alone/ lonely, unapreciated and sad.
the story of a boy named charlie and his most intamite thoughts shared with an anonymous friend by letters. the right connection for an introvert.
the perks of being a wallflower is a must read for anyone sensitive.

exerpts from the perks of being a wallflower
"I feel infinite."
"I don't want to start thinking again. Not like I have this last week. I can't think again. Not ever again.
I don't know if you've ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years. Or just not exist. Or just not be aware that you do exist. Or something like that. I think wanting that is very morbid, but I want it when I get like this. That's why I'm trying not to think. I just want it all to stop spinning."

by ksenija May 3, 2006

372๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


quit being a sally

A weak and whiny individual

"Your finger hurts? Quit being a Sally"

by Maniacal One August 12, 2017

30๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


perks-of-being-chinese

An awesome Tumblr blogger. Very funny and rather lovely. Has a cool theme. Nice posts. Seems to like Shrek. The queen of Tumblr. Everything about her is just perfect.

-Do you know 'perks-of-being-chinese'?

-Yeaaaaah!! She's that awesome blogger, isn't she?

by bellatheelf July 4, 2014

104๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž