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When the weather feels perfect for a good old fashion bender. Bender weather comes in all seasons but Fall hits a little different.
Stepped outside to feel the bender weather, time to get a case of beer.
A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.
You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!
When a person usually your uncle bends you over the kitchen table and buttfucks you
You: Yeah me uncle did the 'ole buffet bender on me last night
Friend: wtf?
The act of getting as completed buckled as humanly possible for as long as possible, usually involves drinking, drugs, bad hook ups and matching tattoos
Person 1: Has anyone seen Tabby & Ophelia this morning
Person 2: I doubt they’ll be showing up any time today, they were bendering through from Friday
Person 1: oh my, they need to take a day off
When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.
An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”